Window snowflakesFor our first Christmas together since leaving Korea, Amy and I headed back to Winnipeg for a mini-reunion with the Canadian side of the family. I opted to take the bus again (the cost of the train approaching that of a taxi), and managed to have a relatively restful couple of nights chugging over the top of Lake Superior with only a few books and a copy of Plants vs. Zombies on Amy’s iPod. I had hoped to see some wildlife, but had to be content with a fleeting glimpse of a fox and the bus driver’s account of the time he hit a moose and caused $20,000 worth of damage to his vehicle.

Above left: Snowflakes on a car window, Winnipeg. Below left: The frozen Red River at King’s Park, Winnipeg.

Frozen riverWe only had a few days to spend in Winnipeg, but managed to get out to the farm to see how the slightly-larger kids were doing. We were greeted outside by an enormous and winter-coated Kiska, who had been given the freedom to roam around the yard and seek attention from anyone who ventured outdoors, and inside by kids #3 and #4, who wanted little more than to run laps around the house.

Upon our return to Ontario (my journey made a little less bearable by an entirely-avoidable three-hour delay on the bus), we had a mini-second Christmas with a pile of packages from my family in the UK and rewarded a year of hard work (90 % Amy’s) with a long-promised Xbox (which randomly freezes when playing Assassin’s Creed, but there are plenty of other games). Expect an upturn in gaming-related posts in 2011.

Assiniboine Steller's sea eagleWith our departure from Winnipeg almost upon us, Amy and I managed to fit in another visit with Rita and Kids #3 and #4 at Assiniboine Park Zoo. In general, I have decidedly mixed feelings about keeping animals in captivity – but there was educational value aplenty for the kids, who unexpectedly got to pet a corn snake in addition to seeing most of the zoo’s residents. Quite a bit of the place was under renovation or reconstruction (including the polar bear enclosure following the death of Debby in 2008), but many of the animals were braving the hideous heat to see whether any of the visitors were bringing food. Armed with only a 50 mm lens, I was unable to get much Canadian Geographic-worthy material but had the usual fun with fences and PMMA sheeting.

Assiniboine reindeer (caribou)Assiniboine lion

Assiniboine saddle-billed storkAssiniboine meerkat

Dugald night skyEvery summer, debris from the Swift-Tuttle comet enters the Earth’s atmosphere and burns up, producing the Perseid meteor shower. Eager to see some shooting stars (which are not stars at all), Amy and I headed out to Dugald and the relatively clear air on the farm. We braved the mosquitoes until the wee hours, saw several meteors (peak activity is usually just before dawn, but we had things to accomplish the following day and didn’t stay up that late) and failed to capture any of them on camera (mostly due to very long image processing times for long exposures). In the picture to your left, you may be able to make out the constellations Cassiopeia in the top right, and Perseus just below it. The cookies pictured below are unrelated to meteor showers, and were baked to send to Amy’s grandparents. For those unfamiliar with imperial cookies, they consist of two sugar cookies stuck together with raspberry jam, iced with almond-flavoured icing and finished with a piece of glace cherry (very similar to Bakewell tarts, fr British readers).

Imperial cookies (1)Imperial cookies (2)

Folklorama beerEvery year, the city of Winnipeg puts on Folklorama – a two-week showcase of all the cultures in the city that can find enough people representing those cultures to put on a show. Amy and I headed out to the Mexican Pavilion last week, and found them offering a tour of Mexico’s regions through the medium of interpretive dance. Unfortunately, we couldn’t understand anything that was said over the PA system and so had to enjoy the dance moves and specially-brewed beer without any background information.

Folklorama Mexico (3)Folklorama Mexico (4)

Folklorama Mexico (1)Folklorama Mexico (2)

Lockport pelicansCanada has about one holiday (federal or provincial) per month, and when the August Civic Holiday rolled around Amy and I headed for the beach. Although Winnipeg is about 600 miles from the sea (Hudson Bay, to the north-east), the Great Lakes are of such immense size that they have sand, waves, tides and everything else one would expect from their oceanic equivalents. Lake Winnipeg is about the size of Sardinia, though is so shallow (mean depth: 12 m) that you can walk out for ages before being forced to swim. I contented myself with walking out to some of the sandbars (scattering minnows and a wary pelican) and tossing a Frisbee around, perhaps over-concerned about a) the hole in the ozone layer and b) leeches.

On our way back to the city, we stopped off at Lockport (site of a dam on the Red River and thus a magnet for water birds) and Birds Hill (a much more crowded provincial park, with an artificial beach). The dam and lock at Lockport were full of American White Pelicans (Pelecanus erythrorhynchos) jockeying for position on the waterfall, and people trying to catch the fish that got past them. We also came across a juvenile finch or grackle who hadn’t yet learned to stay away from humans, and more sunbathers than could be counted.

Patricia Beach (1)Patricia Beach (2)

Lockport finch (2)Lockport finch (1)

Push ItMuch like Edinburgh, Winnipeg hosts a Fringe Festival every year to celebrate and disseminate less-traditional theatre and performance acts. Amy and I made it a point to get out to some of the shows, and at the same time discovered delicious $1 bite-sized “cakettes” from Cake-ology, the city’s premier cake bakery. We took a little bit of a risk by going on the opening night, as nothing had been reviewed yet and some shows inevitably turn out to be terrible. However, Dale Beaner and the Turtle Boy (a part-improv comedy about dysfunctional father-son relationships) turned out to be excellent.

Left: A brass band performs Push It on a street corner.

Rob Firenix (2)On our second trip, having consulted various reviews, we took in Sparks – a romantic comedy that turned out to be entertaining but not completely enjoyable due to the lead character being a gigantic jerk. And speaking of gigantic jerks, we caught part of a Rob Firenix performance while walking back to the centre of activities. While his show had some interesting elements (the fire whip being the most notable), it wasn’t particularly original and consisted of 5-10 minutes of talking for each minute of actually doing something. He also had the gall to demand the full 60-minute show price ($10) after incessantly mocking and belittling the audience, perhaps forgetting that he was performing on the free stage.

Left: Rob Firenix pretends to burn himself for $$$.

The Secondhandpants (1)On the last day of the Fringe, we went to pay a visit to the much-anticipated Secondhandpants‘s Science Folktion Musical Adventure. The musicians generally play in a phone booth-sized jukebox which kids can put coins into to hear a live song, but the stage show includes sci-fi story elements (such as time travel and cryptozoology) and extra characters (such as Prof. Malomar Garfield and Rocket John). I spent a good portion of one of the scenes trying to identify the components of the Sellout 2000 machine, and absolutely loved the retro feel of the story and props.

Left: The Secondhandpants. Below, left to right: The Sellout 2000 in action, Space Robot performs; Lif-Tor and the Time Travel Guitar, Rocket John takes the Secondhandpants to the future; The Man From Space meets the Birdman, the Secondhandpants meet Sass Quatch; The Secondhandpants, Rob Firenix, Sass Quatch.

Selling OutSpace Robot

Lif-TorRocket John

BirdmanSass and the Pants

The Secondhandpants (2)Rob Firenix (1)Sass Quatch

Tinkertown bumper carsOn the outskirts of Winnipeg, utterly inaccessible by public transport, is a child-specific theme park called Tinkertown – a world of pure imagination pint-sized rides and areas with maximum height restrictions. Amy and I had a day off, and decided to take Kid #3 and Kid #4 out there to give Rita and Duane some peace and quiet give them a change of scenery and see how they liked the activities. Once the initial terror (of temporary separation from the adults and the entire concept of a “ride”) had subsided, they were happy to explore a new play structure and peer from the Ferris wheel (which was actually more terrifying for me and Amy). Rita joined us later in the day, cueing a second round of their favourite attractions and a lift home for dinner.

Tinkertown Ferris wheelTinkertown train

Dugald showerTeenage Kiska